The Greatest Sham of All

You wanna know one of Medulla Vesuvius’s favorite things to do?

I like to come home from a hard day at work on the construction site, turn down the lights real low, light some short-bread scented candles, draw a hot bubble bath and drift away to a wonderfully relaxing world of pleasant thoughts. But the only way to get to that world is when I am accompanied by my silky-voiced friend, Delilah.

The Ten (2007)

Gerry (2002)

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (2003)

Rambo (2008)

The Heartbreak Kid (2007)

Dopamine (2003)

Lord Voldemort vs Kim Jong Il

Kim Jong Il was terribly excited. He had been a member of the Evil Bastard Club for quite a while but this would be his first meeting abroad. He was in England for some political junk when their local chapter had their monthly meeting. Since his dues were paid up he was allowed to attend their meeting in lieu of his regular South East Asia one.